OMGWTF, Cortisone!
Mar. 13th, 2007 07:44 pmSo today, I visited the orthopedist.
New doctor, new specialist. (can I just say: this is getting really annoying)
Dr. U, a lovely older gentleman with white hair and a total air of oldtimey country doctor examines my shoulder (and by examine, I mean manipulates and makes me do things that HURT), then looks at the MRI films.
"You have a swelling!" he says.
"Yes, I know."
"Huh." he says (I'm totally paraphrasing, mind you). He peers at the films and re-reads the MRI report. "It says here 'mild tendinitis'...but (there's always a 'but')...looks like you may have some small spurs/degeneration of the somethingsomething bone where it meets the shoulder (and by "somethingx2" he meant the collarbone). He perks up.
"Let's give you a couple of shots!" (really amazing just how fascinated he was by this)
He continues: "So, the nurse will come in and I'm going to give you a shot right here (points to top of shoulder) and one right here (points to outside of shoulder). In order to get it here (place #2), the nurse will pull on your arm so I can get the needle underneath."
I nod, just wanting to get this over with. Then it hits me - he said "underneath" as in: between the socket and the ball of the shoulder into the rotator cuff. OWIE!
"Oh, and by the way," he says, brightly. "I'm going to inject you with cortisone and an anesthetic, so that you should be able to feel the difference right away."
The nurse did indeed come in and they did indeed inject me twice. Let's just say, I've had much easier shots.
The anesthetic worked, so he knows they injected me in the right place. Thing is, it's worn off now and the cortisone will take some days to work. I repeat: OWIE!!
Prognosis: the shots should reduce swelling and keep taking Aleve for a while. Check in with him in a week.
In conclusion: Getting old is really not for the young...but perhaps maybe for the wicked. ::g::
New doctor, new specialist. (can I just say: this is getting really annoying)
Dr. U, a lovely older gentleman with white hair and a total air of oldtimey country doctor examines my shoulder (and by examine, I mean manipulates and makes me do things that HURT), then looks at the MRI films.
"You have a swelling!" he says.
"Yes, I know."
"Huh." he says (I'm totally paraphrasing, mind you). He peers at the films and re-reads the MRI report. "It says here 'mild tendinitis'...but (there's always a 'but')...looks like you may have some small spurs/degeneration of the somethingsomething bone where it meets the shoulder (and by "somethingx2" he meant the collarbone). He perks up.
"Let's give you a couple of shots!" (really amazing just how fascinated he was by this)
He continues: "So, the nurse will come in and I'm going to give you a shot right here (points to top of shoulder) and one right here (points to outside of shoulder). In order to get it here (place #2), the nurse will pull on your arm so I can get the needle underneath."
I nod, just wanting to get this over with. Then it hits me - he said "underneath" as in: between the socket and the ball of the shoulder into the rotator cuff. OWIE!
"Oh, and by the way," he says, brightly. "I'm going to inject you with cortisone and an anesthetic, so that you should be able to feel the difference right away."
The nurse did indeed come in and they did indeed inject me twice. Let's just say, I've had much easier shots.
The anesthetic worked, so he knows they injected me in the right place. Thing is, it's worn off now and the cortisone will take some days to work. I repeat: OWIE!!
Prognosis: the shots should reduce swelling and keep taking Aleve for a while. Check in with him in a week.
In conclusion: Getting old is really not for the young...but perhaps maybe for the wicked. ::g::